- me: omg im going to get all skinny and toned for summer and then i can wear crop tops and short shorts and ill have that perfect gap between my thighs and it will be perfect
- me: is that cake
Thanks to tumblr I know all the characters and current plots in shows that I’ve never watched.
a moment of silence for all the teenage couples who compare themselves to Romeo and Juliet
welcome to night blogging, where the posts are shit and the notes don’t matter
A ghost could be humping you right now and you would never know
Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least.
